My iPhone was hacked to shit it would freeze and retype as I was writing I suspect Nai.Morales@gmail.comNai.Morales@ymail.com I think she worked with the crazy actress who plays the role of my mother and they had Ashkenazi lunatics help hack for free because I blog about my faith and take on the bible the #Ashkenazi are a race of bible thumping lunatics they definitely helped
I reset my phone and tried to log into Verizon with my number 3212004509 Verizon says that number does not exist
Please cancel all payments to Verizon and the contract I don’t think I even have the oritphone from the contract one of my parents stole it and gave me an old hacked iPhone I’m also paying for an iPad but my parents stole that just pay off my phone and tablet charge my parents for the cost and close the account
Please email me with a new phone contract I like the Walmart Family cellular contract I think it’s the best deal for the price
I’m eating some heaping fancy pants African food. It’s I don’t know it’s ok but I’m a white American I need white peoples food to feel healthy
The other day the manservant Wilfred brought pizza and Pepsi
The fat And grease slid right through and I shit about 70 pounds of fat in my sleep it stinks bad in the home I got cold and emotionally missed the fatness
I need way more pizza and a case or two of Pepsi I also need three cases of mole is or Budweiser or Michelobe ultra beer I can’t get drunk I just drink to relax it’s better than Tylenol but that much beer will get me shitting the right way again
Thanks Jonathan Woodyard
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